Featuring SP,TFGOA!* (*Sarah Palin, The Former Governor Of Alaska)
(If you want your own Sarah Palin action figure, go to herobuilders.com … no, we don’t own stock)
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I’m Sarah Palin and I’m resigning as Governor of Alaska! Buh bye, Wasilla!
I can see Russia from here…
You betcha, that’s where I’m headed!
Yes Sarah Palin, The Former Governor Of Alaska, I, Boris The Enforcer, am keeping my eye on you…
We want you on our side!
You my daddy?
Off across the sea, with provisions for the trip.
Yes, we employ product placement!
Random SEALs Mark and Scott approach.
Buh bye!
Look! It’s Sarah Palin, The Former Governor Of Alaska! We are not worthy!
Buh bye!
We love you, Sarah Palin, The Former Governor Of Alaska! (dudes, don’t get bent out of shape over her!)
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Mark and Scott are head over heels for SP,TFGOA!
Here’s to you, Sarah Palin, The Former Governor Of Alaska, the hottest Governor ever…
You support us troops! America – f*** yea!!!
You betcha, boys!
Они будут заботиться о ней. Американский лось – на пути.
Moose is on the loose.
Everything’s better on a Ritz!
We must ensure the safety of Sarah Palin, The Former Governor Of Alaska.
мой бог she is so hot!
Sarah Palin, The Former Governor Of Alaska, may I offer you some Easy Cheese, you look like you need some…
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Oh, I’m so sorry Sarah Palin, The Former Governor Of Alaska, it seems I’ve Cheesed my pants.
Mmmm… Easy Cheese.
You my daddy?
How’s that Easy Cheese, Scott? Do you like my kilt?
Please state the nature of the medi… Damn it, I’m a Doctor, not a light bulb!
Mmmm… Easy Cheese.
Oh Mark, would you show me how to hold your gun? How’s this, Mr. Liddy?
Meanwhile, Xena: Warrior Princess is having a vision quest… she’s out to get SP,TFGOA. She encounters Boris along the way.
Oooohhhh, Boris… you’re all man… show me your hardware… I mean your gun…
Oh, baby, do you like my sword?
ДЕРЬМО !
Victorious! Now to eliminate Sarah Palin, The Former Governor Of Alaska so that I can be the hottest armed woman of all time!
You my daddy?
She must be nearby… here’s a polar bear eating a clam!
SP, TFGOA! Admit I am the greatest female warrior in all the land or the polar bear gets it!
Wait! She’s not aiming at me, but at Moose!
How could Xena: Warrior Princess doubt me?
Sarah Palin, The Former Governor Of Alaska… I am not worthy! You ARE the Barracuda!
We will dispatch Moose and enjoy our Bush’s Best Original Baked Beans, you betcha!
Oh my, that is such excessive force, how do you do that?
Well I like the grip you have on that can of Bush’s!
There, there, Xena: Warrior Princess, everything is going to be ok now, I will help you. Hey, gosh, geez, your hands are so… well, rough just like a man’s…
Moose is dispatched, you betcha! Moose burgers for all my men! Especially Joe Sixpack… oh, he loves the bleu cheese in the middle.
You my daddy?
The polar bear mourns the loss of his friend, Moose.
Rapture! (and getting some mileage out of the Easy Cheese and Ritz!)
Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
I’m the daddy! His name is Calculus!
No, I’m the daddy! His name is Jimmy T.!
Sorry, Jimmy T…. we don’t know who your daddy is… but you have two mommies and that’s just as good! You Betcha!
- No Moose or Polar Bears were harmed during the filming of this storyboard. And no: ASPCA, PETA, or Greenpeace did not supervise it.
- This storyboard is probably offensive to straight men, gay men, straight women, gay women, children, SEALS, Warrior Princesses, Alaskans, Star Trek fans, lovers of wildlife, butchers, grillers, water skiiers, Governors, former Governors, hummingbirds, Russians, holograms, doctors, robots, wizards, Batman fans, and everybody else in the world. Except for G. Gordon Liddy, who probably likes the “Stacked and Packed” photo.
- No, we didn’t get paid for the product placement. And we don’t necessarily endorse those products… it’s just some stuff I had around the house.
- And it’s no worse than any other storyboard we’ve done.
